::snort:: I swear I didn't cheat. For that matter, I don't think it's even possible to cheat on this quiz. Unless you lie about your birthday, I suppose.


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Random Lord of the Rings comment;

( further evidence of exactly how twisted Maren's brain is )

The writers of tonight's Stargate SG-1 were having *way* too much fun with the Baal/Ball synonyms. Even my mom, who isn't very well trained in the dirty-mindedness (despite living with me for the last 22 years) is catching onto a few of them, ( minor spoiler under here )

::snort:: Okay, so things down graded from the whole pirate-wench thing of my earlier post. Here are the results, which I would have posted earlier if not for the whole having to go to work thing ( Read more... )

Also, Emmies took me down the Rollar Slide! And we swung together! Out in the snow! And I screamed NO MORE BUTT MONKEY really loud! Okay, so not really loud, but loud enough for anyone within a 100 meter radius to hear without too much difficulty ( Read more... )

quote from work yesterday ( Read more... )

LOLOLOLOLOLOLOL!!!!

Behold! The New, Improved Scooby Doo stuffed animal! Anatomically correct and just trying to have a good time! Coming to stuffed animal vending machines near you.

Thank you, wowomom. You know me way too well ( Read more... )

Emily is groping her computer again...

If she starts licking it, I think I might have to call in for reinforcements.
::breifly wonders what the static shock resulting from such an activity might feel like:: ::decides she really doesn't want to know::

Put your playlist on shuffle. Pick the first 25 songs that come up and add "In my pants".

( heh... this was fun! )

Wheee, I've been sexed two times in the last 8 hours!
But, LJ still isn't letting me in to see my friends list... or pretty much anything else I have linked to in my journal, so I can't sex you all back... ::pouts::

So, instead, I sex you all back here via my LJ! ( Sex em' up! rules )